katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

(via vivlio)

david:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

(Source: kurtbraunohler, via 6oring)

Timestamp: 1369246151

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns, via not-an-earhart)

Timestamp: 1369178514

thisfakesmilingkills:

mentaltrap:

cuts-over-cuts:

don’t start

Just rebloging my own post because holy shit the notes.

addiction.

(via fawkk-lifee)

Timestamp: 1369178094

“Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then.” — Angelina Jolie

(Source: becketts, via forest-of-secrets)

Timestamp: 1369177626

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

(Source: ssscuttlebuttt, via jagketslut)

Timestamp: 1369177530

dreamer-by-chance:

greeneyesredlipsbaby:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

Ladies and gentlemen. The best gif ever. This is so ridiculously hot. His eyes in the first one. Unf.

L

(Source: G-UYS, via brawled)

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